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Unexpected dirt biking bucket list

Unexpected dirt biking bucket list

When my Rude Machinery bosses asked me if I wanted to join them for an easy offroad ride in Johor Baru, I wanted to say no but instead, my thumbs replied an O.K. I have grown mightily suspicious of the word “easy.” I did not even understand what “offroading” was. I tried to wiggle my way out of it but I was already strapped onto the seat with that slow, ominous feeling one would get at the apex of a roller coaster. Here is a blow-by-blow account of what went down.

The previous night at 2200h
Packed passport, extra clothes (did not use), helmet, bandana, gloves, passport (have I mentioned passport). Set aside loose denim pants and long sleeve jersey to be worn the next morning.

MX day at 0500h
Woke up. Ate breakfast and drank coffee. Showered and got dressed. Checked if I had my passport.

Left the house.

Forgot my helmet and went back to the house.

15 minutes late to meeting Rude Machinery boss with her husband. Had to tompang a ride on her dirt bike across the border into Johor Baru. Asked her if she is accustomed to giving rides to strangers. She said not too often and not on her dirt bike but I was her lightest pillion to date.

Met with the rest of the riders at Petronas gas station after Johor Baru checkpoint. Some pumped petrol.

Headed to The Hangout where we are getting our motorcycle rentals. This was the first time I rode with a gang of dirt riders. I felt cool. We got lost.\

All geared up inside The Hangout.

Geared up: Helmet (came with the Kawasaki KLX 150 S motorcycle rental at SGD130), goggles (SGD10), elbow and knee guard (SGD10), boots (SGD15). Ate second round of breakfast.

Headed to Ulu Choh flat track to get a feel of the little Kawa. Boots were huge and kept on getting stuck in shift pedal. There were only two gears. Headed to another track that was a little bit more gnarly: Rocks, steep slopes, low trees and bushes that eat you up. The midday sun was staring us down. Water supply was low. I was already dying at this point. Two newbie riders were weeded out.

Eunice on KLX
My elders and betters telling me what I’m doing wrong.

Cendol break. I had three. It was relatively the best cendol I’ve ever had.

Chendol Ulu Choh
No 7-Eleven for miles, but here’s a chendol point.

Headed for another forest trail. The rest of the riders assured me that it was easy. I did not believe them but, as I said, I was already strapped down to this.

Got lost before entering the trail. Some the other rider screamed for me to turn right and I found myself in the wrong group.

Fell down going too fast through a turn. Fell down three more times. Wrecked the turn signal. Fadli, a pro rider, said I was going too fast and using my brake pedal too much. Kept stalling as I could not shift properly with big boots. My left arm was cramping from trying to figure out the clutch. No more water.

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Finally got the hang of it and started enjoying riding. Had to remind myself to look at the surrounding view. We got separated and got lost.

MX Trail
Taking a break while waiting for the rest to catch up.

Found our way out of the trail and headed back to the shop.

Could not move. Cancelled evening meeting. Drank two gallons of 100 plus. Was extremely satisfied in an “I just almost died” way, if you’re into that.

Ate dinner even though I was too tired. Was able to sayang someone to get a hitch back to my place on a Harley-Davidson. The beauty about that bike was it also served as a massage chair.

Curled up and slept in the shower with the water running.

Getting to experience offroading made me realise that it was supposed to be in my Try List. Ever since then, I found myself looking at dirt bikes and watching tons of rallies online. That’s my workout for the day, watching people ride through rocks. I’ll definitely go again after the trauma has died down.

Eunice on KLX

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